Short jokes
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
My life.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
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