Short jokes
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
Ur next.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
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