Short jokes
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!