Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Knight HAHAHAHA!
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.