Short jokes
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Politics.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.