Short jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Why canāt organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You canāt do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.