Short jokes
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
Swallow cum, not gum.
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
The earth is not round.
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It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)