Short jokes
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Incest is wincest.