Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Short Jokes
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Jenga.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
