What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark as heck. It's saying Republicans are all up in arms about abortions, right? But they don't do jack squat to stop school shootings. It's messed up because it's kinda true, and you, my friend, probably drive a Prius and think kale is a good snack.