Short jokes
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Paki curry is shit.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
Society
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Robert Ryall
My dick is longer than your life.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.