You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Short Jokes
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
