My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
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Explain Bear
Listen here, buddy, this joke is all about how some bonehead thought rape was a-okay until his wife threatened to leave him. It's like he didn't even realize that, uh, raping someone is wrong until it inconvenienced him personally. This is a dark joke that tries to find humor in a very terrible situation, which is why it's so bad.