Short jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Me.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
The homophobes writing these jokes.
Kill yourself!
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.