Short jokes
Why is time important? To not be late.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})