Short jokes
U geiy haha lol.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
My brother
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."