Short jokes
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Ur next.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!