Short jokes
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Religion... That is all.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Hillary for president.
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.