What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Short Jokes
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Paki curry is shit.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Society
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
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What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
