Short jokes
Siu!!
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. š
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?