Short jokes
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
Bros got barcode arms.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
She blew on it, and it went hard.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!