Short jokes

Short jokes

Chin

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

Poor

You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

Fat

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

Orphan

Why didn't the orphan do the work?

Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.

Friend

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

Orphan

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

Rape

I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.

Orphan

The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.

Rapist

How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.

Dodo

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

Forehead

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. šŸ˜

Mama

Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"

Sacrifice

In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?

Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?