Short jokes
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Geology rocks!
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Swallow cum, not gum.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
Alia’s YouTube channel.