Short jokes
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.