Short jokes
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
Dwarf Shortage.
These are meannnnn.