Short jokes
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
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Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Swallow cum, not gum.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
Geology rocks!
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Alia’s YouTube channel.
He's dead now.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.