If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
Short Jokes
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
trolololololloollllol
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
