Short jokes
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
1 + 1 = window.
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!