Short jokes
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!