Short jokes
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
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Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?