Short jokes
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!