Short jokes
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
[Link]
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Bros got barcode arms.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Site nearly as dead as my trim.