Short jokes
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
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Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Swallow cum, not gum.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
He's dead now.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Alia’s YouTube channel.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.