Short jokes
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but canβt grab the money.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids π
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
Biden
Religion... That is all.
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken π€£ππ Get WRAY'DDDDD!