Short jokes
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
Josh
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Weedle will make you high.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.