Short jokes
I put the D in Children.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
Josh
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.