Short jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.