Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Short Jokes
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Politics.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
