Short jokes
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
A true God would be godless himself.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
Poopoo man.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.