Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
Depressed Pigeon
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, dummy. So, get this: a pigeon is bummed out because it can't poop on people. I know, right? It's like you being sad because you can't figure out how to use a spoon. It's what pigeons do, it's kinda like what you should do, get a job and stop being a loser.
keagan
wtf
Neighborhood asshole
Like, bad aim? Or they wish they could do it more?
Pissed-in cereal
I wish I was that pigeon