Depressed Pigeon

Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, dummy. So, get this: a pigeon is bummed out because it can't poop on people. I know, right? It's like you being sad because you can't figure out how to use a spoon. It's what pigeons do, it's kinda like what you should do, get a job and stop being a loser.

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