Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Mom vs. Mosquito
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. This joke implies your mom is like a mosquito because they both "suck"--meaning they are annoying and feed on you. But the joke also implies your mom performs fellatio. Get it? I know you don't.
Comments (1)
Anonymous
Someone to fuck my mom in front of me?