Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Alright listen up, nimrod. This joke implies your mom is like a mosquito because they both "suck"--meaning they are annoying and feed on you. But the joke also implies your mom performs fellatio. Get it? I know you don't.