Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Short Jokes
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, I’m hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad."
And then I feed him my dick.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Bird Box.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
