Short jokes
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
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Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!