Short jokes
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
Why am I so sad?