Short jokes
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Ask a darkie for a light.
Uranus has 27 moons.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!