Short jokes
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
Bros got barcode arms.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!