Short jokes
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
My teacher is a rapist.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
I am Cummer.
You know Sally? She's dead now.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.