Short jokes
All of them.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Perrie.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Cameron and Pav.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
Weedle will make you high.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.