Short jokes
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
What's 2+2?
4.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Poopoo man.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.