My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Short Jokes
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
U geiy haha lol.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
My brother
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
Knight HAHAHAHA!
