Short jokes
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).