Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Short Jokes
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
