Short jokes
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
What's 2+2?
4.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.