Short jokes
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
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Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD