Short jokes
Dwarf Shortage.
These are meannnnn.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.