Short jokes

Short jokes

Line

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*

Trump

When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.

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  • Priest

    What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?

    They fight and... You know the rest.

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  • Dick

    How do you suck a dick?

    Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

    Black people don't shoot up schools.

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  • Zebra

    What's black, white, and "read" all over?

    A zebra after a lion is full.

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  • Priest

    Why do I call my priest daddy?

    Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.

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  • Nun

    Why is a nun called a nun?

    'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)

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  • Dog

    Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

    A: You can't find your dog.

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  • Pedophile

    Two pedophiles are on a beach.

    One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"

    Sheep

    Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?

    "Baa" "dumm" "tsss"

    Restaurant

    Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?

    Good food, but no atmosphere.