Short jokes
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Why am I so sad?
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?
Mum?
Mum?
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.