Joe Momma's Weight

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Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This joke is all about your momma, Joe Momma, who's so dang fat that Santa Claus, a dude who slides down chimneys for a living, is shocked by her size. He ain't just saying "ho, ho, ho" anymore; he's adding "holy crap" because he's never seen anyone as wide as your momma. Bet you eat all the honey in the house, don't you?

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