Short jokes
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!