Short jokes
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Aaron.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂