Short jokes
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.