"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Short Jokes
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Ur next.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Campbell.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
