Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
Confucius Say Fart
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. This joke is funny 'cause it's a play on words! It uses Confucius' name, even though he never said that. It's funny because if you rip one in church, you're gonna be stuck there with the smell. You probably do this all the time, don't you?