Weedle jokes

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

Weedle will make you high.

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?