Weedle jokes

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

Weedle will make you high.

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

Sneed feed seed.

Formerly Chuck's!

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!