Short jokes
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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