Monica jokes

"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"

"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"

Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.

He is now playing the whore-monica.

What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.

Why is Bill the bad guy?

Monica wanted to suck dick.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Gwen, why are you so nice?

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

Denise.

What more is there to say?