Monica jokes
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
like if you know someone that is emo.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah, Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "On what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!