Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how your momma is so slow she messed up traffic on the highway. They needed a crane to move her. You ever been on the highway? You probably have, since you can't seem to get off the information superhighway to save your life.