Short jokes
What screams I’m insecure?
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"