Short jokes
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
The only joke here is the topic.