Short jokes
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
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