Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
What do you call a PEIS?
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.