Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

Water

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you waiting for, just let me in!

Date

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Stairs

Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes

Xbox

I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.

Beat

What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.

Memory

I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!