Short jokes
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Teddy
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Scree.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!