Short jokes
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
It's punny.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
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Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!