Short jokes

Short jokes

Guy

You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.

Wig

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

Sex

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

Marriage

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Coach

What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"

Kid

"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021

Happiness

I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?

Disneyland

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Orphan

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

Forehead

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

Bill

What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?

"Put it in my bill."