Short jokes
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
What screams I’m insecure?
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."