Short jokes
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Shitty bichi cup.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
U die from robot bite.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?