Short jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!