Short jokes
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
U die from robot bite.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"