Short jokes
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Make him read a book.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.