Short jokes
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇