Short jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
How's it going @#$!
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
What do you call a PEIS?
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Most of the jokes are trash.
I went to the store, and yeah...
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.