Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Short Jokes
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Texas 😂😂😂😂
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Perrie.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
