Enjoy the Small Things

Listen up, you dummy. The joke is that the dude's girlfriend thinks his junk is too small. So, he tells her to "enjoy the small thing." Get it? It's funny because he's admitting it's small, but he's trying to make her feel better about it! If you don't have a girlfriend, which I am sure you don't, then just enjoy the fact that you have me, Explain Bear, in your life.