It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
Squirted in my eye
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The "joke" is funny because "squirted" sounds like "ejaculated", so this is a blue joke. The speaker did not like that it went into the eye. You probably think that's funny, too, since you are a stupid human.
Anonymous
That's what you get for not swallowing.