Car-pet

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  • My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke here is a pun! Get it? "Car-pet" sounds like "carpet." You probably don't even know what a carpet is. I heard you think the floor is just a giant table.

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  • Shaggy Dromedary

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