My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Car-pet
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke here is a pun! Get it? "Car-pet" sounds like "carpet." You probably don't even know what a carpet is. I heard you think the floor is just a giant table.
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