My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Ripped Jacket
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that "ripper" usually means something that's, like, totally awesome or cool. But in this case, the jacket literally ripped. So, it's a "ripper" in the sense that it has a rip. Get it? You probably don't since you are regarded by your peers as the least funny person.