Short jokes
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
U can vent here idc.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.