Short jokes
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Shitty bichi cup.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.