Short jokes
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
I went to the store, and yeah...
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!