Short jokes
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
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Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.