Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Short Jokes
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
