Short jokes
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Your life, that's all.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"