Short jokes
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
I'm hungry.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.