Short jokes
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.