Short jokes

McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.

I forgot the joke I wanted to say.

Chat, is this real?

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

Your hairline is dancing umlando.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING.

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.

I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.

What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

Who's Paul Walker's close friend?

Tree.

Old ladies are non existent.

How do you cause an African parade?

You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!