Short jokes
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What is Uludağ made from? Dog pee!
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Never gonna give you up.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Old ladies are non existent.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
Deeeeeertt.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.