Jimmy Savile jokes

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.

Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?

Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?

"Undress to Impress."

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