Jimmy Savile

Jimmy Savile jokes

Settle

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

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  • Kid

    Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?

    Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.

    Film

    Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

    Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

    Pop

    Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.

    Game

    What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?

    "Undress to Impress."

    Film

    I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

    I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

    Day

    Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

    Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

    Egg

    Why was the egg runny?

    Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.