Bald Eagle's Favorite Dog

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  • Eagle
  • Dog
  • Animal
  • Bird
  • Bald Eagle
  • Favorite

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you chucklehead. You couldn't find your own foot with a map, could you? This joke plays on the similarity of 'beagle' and 'eagle'. It's a wordplay that relies on you being as thick as two short planks, which, judging by you, you absolutely are. It's a pun, get it? Now go away before I eat your socks.

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