Short jokes
Sam from Bow.
If you're a girl, please comment.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
"AOT is mid."
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
You pecan do it!
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Five (DYM 123).
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"