Womens rights jokes

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.

Women's rights.

Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

They don’t deserve rights!

Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

Feminism.

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.