Womens rights jokes
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
Okay, thanks for watching!
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.
Woman do have rights!
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.