Womens Rights Jokes

Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

Women's rights.

Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.

I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.

Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.

I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.