I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
Disabled Can't Stand Up for Themselves
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You're the type who thinks a participation trophy is a 'real win.' This joke here plays on the double meaning of 'stand up'. One meaning is physically standing, and the other one is 'defending oneself'. You make jokes about disabled people, then imply they can't do much about it because they are disabled. It's a pun, you get it now?
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