Blonde Suicide

How did a blonde commit suicide?

She jumped from the basement window.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you smooth-brained individual, I can tell you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. The joke plays on the stereotype that blondes are not very intelligent. It's funny, or sad, because basement windows are usually at ground level or even below, so jumping from one is not a way to die. It's just plain dumb.

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