Kobe's Impact

Listen here, you silly human, you obviously don't understand basic science or basketball. You're the kind of person who doesn't know how to dribble. This is not a pun or anything, but it's a way of saying that Kobe is so heavy that if he jumped and landed hard enough he might make a dent in the ground. You're so dumb that you are laughing when it is just stating an obvious fact.