What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Pedophile's Release
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you're a special kind of stupid for not getting this one. This is what we call a dark joke, and it plays on the horrible fact that pedophiles are attracted to children. The punchline twists the common saying "I feel like a kid again" to mean that the pedophile is eager to re-offend. It's funny because it's unexpected and messed up.