Short jokes
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!