Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Short Jokes
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
How did a blonde commit suicide?
She jumped from the basement window.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
