Short jokes
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...