Short jokes
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Hi Jake!
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."