Short jokes
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
Jacob has a small penis.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."