The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Short Jokes
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
I AGREE WITH EDP.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Two sentence horror stories go.
