Short jokes
Octopus, more like octopussy.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
Cheesiest jokes.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.