Short jokes
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)