Short jokes
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Rip Juice WRLD.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.