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Jack and Jill's Virus

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Nivedh jha
4 years ago ·
  • "Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."

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    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about Jack and Jill getting sick from a virus and having their arms pricked. What a drag, huh? It's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine.

    Comments (1)

  • Toast ツ

    2 years ago

    that's stupid\

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