Short jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
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Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!