Short jokes
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.