Short jokes
Yes.
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What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
Nickelback.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.