Short jokes
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
You're a joke!
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.