"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Short Jokes
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Butt hehe.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
