Short jokes
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.