Short jokes
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
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What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.