Short jokes
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Nice cock, bitch.
Add me on Discord! @ moon💕#9999
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.