Short jokes
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."