Short jokes
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
I have a secret crush on your momma.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.