Short jokes
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Saying balls go into pussy.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Koalas are awesome!
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!