Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Short Jokes
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
