Short jokes
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.