Short jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
I AGREE WITH EDP.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.