Short jokes
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.