Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Short Jokes
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
The only joke here is the topic.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Ready when you are, KK.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
