My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
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Alright listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is about the poor guy's grandpa dying in 9/11 (that's September 11th, 2001, when terrorists attacked the US, dummies). The "joke" is that his last words were "Allahu Akbar," which is Arabic for "God is the greatest". Terrorists usually say this before they blow stuff up. Get it? You're probably the kinda guy who still uses Internet Explorer. Sad!