Short jokes
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
I put the fun in funeral.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."