Short jokes
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Messi is really messy.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!